These are my thoughts. Understand me.
29. July 2014


[username redacted]:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

(Source: gypped, via artificialpace)

My sister: can I tell you something without you freaking out? I’m kind of disappointed that you didnt spend the summer getting in shape like you said you would. You actually have gained weight.

My thoughts: k, but I’m happy for the first time since grade school. When I want to lose weight, I’ll do it for me. No one else because no one else matters.