dear god I hope that no one on this website ever tries to run for president
if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn
if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus
that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve
so what happened when triplets were born
Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.
requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics
My sister: can I tell you something without you freaking out? I’m kind of disappointed that you didnt spend the summer getting in shape like you said you would. You actually have gained weight.
My thoughts: k, but I’m happy for the first time since grade school. When I want to lose weight, I’ll do it for me. No one else because no one else matters.